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1 DOES YOUR CAR LOOK LIKE THIS?

2 WELL, IT COULD LOOK LIKE THIS! [IF YOU BUY A NEW ONE]

3 AFTER YOU USE SHAMJAM! BY, CHEAP-O INTERNATIONAL

4 SHAMJAM IS MADE FROM 100%* NATURAL MATERIALS!!!!!! WONT HARM THE ENVIRONMENT!* AND ITS ENTIRELY SAFE TO USE* 1 2 * 1 CONTAINS NATURALY MANUFACTURED POLYPROLEXOLINE AND PLUTONIUM * 2 WILL NOT HARM ENVIRONMENT AS LONG AS IT IS KEPT IN AN AIRTGHT METAL SAFE *3 IS SAFE TO USE AS LONG AS APPLIED WITH A METRE LONG BROOM AND APPLIER IS WEARING RADIATION SUIT. 3

5 NOW, WHAT IS SHAMJAM? YOU MIGHT SAY. WELL, SHAMJAM IS AN ALL NEW ALL-IN-ONE CAR CLEANING, CAR WAXING, DEODERANT AND METAL DISSOLVING PRODUCT!!!!

6 THE SHAMJAM METHOD IS EASY AND WILL LEAVE YOU MORE TIME FOR YOU TO DO THE THINGS YOU REALLY WANT TO!!!

7 Before I used SHAMJAM It took my maids three hours to buff and wax my red Lambourghini Diablo. Now I still enjoy myself but I have the comfort of knowing that my maids are getting paid by the hour! BUT DONT JUST BELIEVE US! SEE WHAT A HIGHLY PAID ACTOR PRETENDING TO BE A CUSTOMER HAD TO SAY! -PETE ROBERTS, B-grade film legend.

8 BUT THATS NOT THE END, HOW ABOUT SOME TOTALLY USELESS SPECIAL DEALS!!

9 IF YOU BUY 12 MONTHS WORTH* OF SHAMJAM FOR $ PLUS POSTAGE & HANDLING, GST, SHIPPING TAX AND GENERALLY GREEDY COMPANY CHARGE. WELL THROW IN A BONUS INDOOR TOWEL RACK! AND IF YOU PAY BY CREDIT CARD YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE A BAG OF GERBIL FEED! ALSO, IF YOU GIVE US YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, BANK ACCOUNT CARD AND PIN CODE WELL SEND YOU A BOX OF MEDICAL SUPPLIES!

10 TO ORDER YOUR ORDER OF THIS STUFF SEND A STAMPED, SELF ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO: SHAMJAM PRODUCT ORDER C/- LING-JOW BLACK MARKET, 22 MI SO SILI RD, LONGJON MOUNTAIN, NEPAL. AND PLEASE REMEMBER TO WRITE VERY CLEARLY, THE CHILD LABOURERS CANT READ WELL! IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS PLEASE SEND THEM IN WRITING TO: NO ONE CARES! C/- BIEJING MAIL RECYCLING PLANT, BIEJING. WHRE WE PROMISE THAT AFTER NOT READING IT, IT WILL BE RE-PROCCESSED INTO A RICH MANS SCENTED TOILET PAPER!

11 DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF PRODUCTS? WELL IF SO, YOU SHOULD BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT SHAMJAM IS MADE IN AN ENTIRELY GERM-FREE CHILD SWEAT SHOP IN THE HIMALAYAS! AND WE ALSO HAVE PRODUCT TESTING WHERE IF THE PRODUCT ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR US, THE CHILD LABOUERS GO HOME WITHOUT THEIR 2 CENTS PER WEEK!!!

12 WE ALSO HAVE A GARENTEE: WE GARENTEE THAT THE PRODUCT IS OF EXTREMELY BAD QUALITY!

13 Another low quality product from CHEAP-O INTERNATIONAL suppliers of heavy artillery weapons to guerrilla warfare groups and Iraqi schools.

14 SHAMJAM IS © OF CHEAP-O INTERNATIONAL, A DIVISION OF BLACK-HEARTED-GET-RICH- QUICK-TYPES-WHO-BLUDGE- AROUND-RIPPING-YOU-OFF INC.


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