Presentation on theme: "Introducing a brand new Brand. Today, March 29 th 2008, at 21:09, our new baby girl was born."— Presentation transcript:
Introducing a brand new Brand
Today, March 29 th 2008, at 21:09, our new baby girl was born.
Technical specifications Weight: 3.31Kg, Height: 50.5cm Head circumference: 33cm Name: as yet unknown In-production codename: Chavakuk
Labor commenced at 18:00 on the 28 th and proceeded for a total of 26 hours (mostly under heavy sedatives, contrary to original plans). Delivery was ultimately via Caesarian. Apparently, the baby’s head was appropriately due south, but she was forward-looking as opposed to the standard backward-compatible option. I’ve never even heard such a thing is possible before today.
The happy mother, shortly afterwards.
The happy father, shortly afterwards
The mother and child are feeling well So is the father, but who cares about him?
Product description Orit names the following attributes of the baby as resembling the father: The hair color (thus far) The eye color (thus far) Fingernails (!!!) The characteristic Brand hairline and thumb shape. She is, needless to say, ecstatic about these.
Product description (cntd) The father sees absolutely no resemblance between the baby girl and himself. He is, needless to say, ecstatic about this.
Product description (cntd) Regarding one thing there is no disagreement, and that’s that this is objectively the most gorgeous baby girl ever. Judge for yourself.
Next steps, action items and necessary additional research We are still looking for a name. The original plan was to ask the girl and be done with it. This plan was rejected when the baby girl suggested the name “Pi”.
PS Can anyone explain to me what this sign means?