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What is is an intuitive application designed to detect lies. ? proved to be usable even on people who are under influence of crazy beans, tacos, or other spicy food and even some special mushrooms. measures stress in a person's voice. You may analyze anyone in a face-to-face conversation, in every moment.
Who is The Worm? The Worm is a worm embedded in every application copy. The Worm is cloned from the master The Worm. The master The Worm was accidentally born with genetically anomaly enabling him to detect lies coming from non worm beings. Clones are modified to feed themselves with your cells battery instead of rotten fruits and veggies eaten by the master The Worm. During our cooperation, we managed to make the master The Worm extremely angry on our team so now we all are cursed by ########################. [Censored by the master The Worm.]
Turns ordinary handset into a truth checker gizmo! Detect lies by analyzing voice frequencies Application is usable on persons of all ages, all three genders and some non human beings from out there. You know, they really are out there! Its not recommended to use the application near fridge magnets, squirrels and angry wives. key features Have you noticed the small print?
Lie-o-Meter was used in extreme conditions and proved effective under great stress. Our test group consisted of un-discloseable-number of popular un- identifiable-politicians discussing reasons for failing on last elections. Discussion was repeatedly interrupted because of our systems where overloaded with lies. Testing ended when the police finally arrived. The Worm inside used test handset barely survived. Some of transcripts from session found their way to local newspapers…. in use
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