CONTENTS Baking Cakes Miss Hitch Sweets The Dragon Summer Good and Evil My Limereck School Oh School Bed
BAKING CAKES I like to bake a lot I always put my cake in a pot. Unfortunately they come out too hot. Decorating I put on a dot. Splot It looked like a blood clot I touched it, it was really hot My brother’s cakes smell like foot rot. And we always get plague spot. None of us like them a lot.
MISS HITCH It was a hot day I was going to my friend Miss Hitch But I forgot She was a witch I quickly turned around On my way I saw a cat She was big Also she was eating a rat I held her in my hand I called her Meater I called her that Because she was an Eater I ran home with her First thing I saw my mom Straight away she said I am going to a prom
SWEETS Sweets, Sweets, Sweets That is all my family eats We don’t eat a lot of meat We think it smells feet I love to eat a cake Also I love to bake When I go on a feast People say I look like a beast When I go an diet I have to cheat Because I have to have a treat.
THE DRAGON A dragon the fiery monster Hunched his long neck sent out bursts of flame Emitted black smoke
SUMMER Summer is hot water mixed with hot fire. When all the children love To forget about school And just have fun.
GOOD AND EVIL Good Kind,Gentle Singing, Amazing, First Rating Sweet, stupendous,Angry, Degenerate Screaming,Screeching,Snickering Evil, Mean Wicked
MY LIMERICK There was was a man called Jim Who didn’t know how to swim He fell in a pool And thought it was a cool But that was the last of him.
SCHOOL OH SCHOOL I wonder who is the guy who invented school Why cant we push him in our pooI I want to feed him spider and snakes And Hit him in the head with two big rakes Why don’t we have a computer in our head And also upgrade it every year There is one problem said Matt No invented that.
BED I went to school with my bed They laughed at me especially Ed They asked me why I said give it a try Because now you will smell like French bread