It is a rocky planet. Our beautiful canyons will fill you with joy. Maybe you`ll even get heated by our lovely volcano.
Take a guess. On our beautiful planet you will be sleeping in a magnificent hotel named the, “Mars Mania” where every one is comfortable. This is where you will have your nightly and daily sleep.
If you choose to come to Mars, our planet you will have fun on the way up there and on the way back. Our space ship is like an entertainment center and a house put together. It has a couch,wii. We give massages. We have a TV, refrigerator, stove, microwave, pool table, bathroom and beds! Your trip up there will be just like home and you’ll have more fun when you land on our planet. Just to be safe the gases we are using are the safest gases in the world! Even though you are going 4,000,000 miles per hour it’ll feel like you are going 20 miles per hour. And it’ll only take 10.75 days to get to Mars!
This American space suit will have speaker phones, heaters in the feet and the back, a flip helmet, lights, and fur, it is dust proof and water proof automatic sprits of air every second.
You will get around Mars on rats!! We know you may think “no way I’m not getting onto those stinky things”. But we have a trainer and we give them 3 baths a day. Also you may think “they are too little”. But they are not, we have a machine that makes the mice perfect for your size!!!
Here is the menu to our famous café, Big Reds Diner. Drinks; B ig Red float, rocky sip’, lava shake, chocolate rock mcflury Appetizers; chips and lava dip, rocky red peppers, Lava loaf of bread Main course; rocky road Mac-n-cheese,lava stew, river bed salad,canyon burger, mice fries Dessert; canyon cake,Mars bars :chocolate vanilla almond strawberry:
Here is a sight seeing thing if you are worried about it exploding everywhere its lava rarely comes out!
Here is a fantastic place to relax and chill out!
There are dust storms but that is why we have dust proof space suits and the hotel is strong. There is hardly any air on Mars that is why our spacesuits have an automatic sprits of air every second in the helmet. It is negative 81 on our planet but there are heaters in the space suits and the hotel So don’t worry about a thing!
vacation to big red come on and enjoy the fun! Jordan, Katie, Ciara, Kendall
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