Presentation on theme: "You might be a witch if… You don’t know the seven deadly sins You can’t shape your tongue into a clover You can’t dance and squawk like a chicken around."— Presentation transcript:
You might be a witch if… You don’t know the seven deadly sins You can’t shape your tongue into a clover You can’t dance and squawk like a chicken around the whole room You can’t balance the Literature book on your head and walk backwards across the room You can’t do the moonwalk You can’t say the ABCs backwards You can’t read a poem in a British accent You can’t do the “Jerk” You can’t do the “Be Aggressive” cheer loud and proud You can’t stand on one leg, hop around, and sing two verses of Deck the Halls You can’t say HELLO in three other languages besides English You can’t do a freestyle rap about how much you love English class
You might be a witch if… you claim you are “innocent to a witch.”
WITCH! You are guilty until proven innocent This is your opportunity to confess or prove your innocence One among you may refuse to enter a plea Will you sleep in your house with your family tonight? Or will you languish in prison until you meet the gallows? Are you willing to lie to save yourself? What is your favorite treat?