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Q : How many days in a week? A : 6 Saturdays, & 1 Sunday.

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3 Q : How many days in a week? A : 6 Saturdays, & 1 Sunday

4 Q : When is a retiree's bedtime? A : Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

5 Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it might take all day.

6 Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? A: There isn’t enough time to get everything done.

7 Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? A: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

8 Q: Among retirees what is considered formal attire ? A: Tied shoes.

9 Q: Why do retirees count pennies? A: They are the only ones who have the time.

10 Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? A : NUTS !

11 Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the garage ? A : They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

12 Q: What do retirees call a long lunch? A: Normal.

13 Q: What is the best way to describe retirement? A: The never ending Coffee Break

14 Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? A: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

15 Q : Why do retirees often say they doesn't miss work, but misses the people? A: They are too polite to tell the whole truth.

16 Q: What do you do all week? A: Monday to Saturday-Nothing, Sunday I rest.

17 Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better time to be happy than NOW NOW Live and enjoy the moment.

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