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Q : How many days in a week? A : 6 Saturdays, & 1 Sunday
Q : When is a retiree's bedtime? A : Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it might take all day.
Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? A: There isn’t enough time to get everything done.
Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? A: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Q: Among retirees what is considered formal attire ? A: Tied shoes.
Q: Why do retirees count pennies? A: They are the only ones who have the time.
Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? A : NUTS !
Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the garage ? A : They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Q: What do retirees call a long lunch? A: Normal.
Q: What is the best way to describe retirement? A: The never ending Coffee Break
Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? A: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Q : Why do retirees often say they doesn't miss work, but misses the people? A: They are too polite to tell the whole truth.
Q: What do you do all week? A: Monday to Saturday-Nothing, Sunday I rest.
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