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Yo Momma Vocabulary Builder Here we go again.. SINECURE Yo mommas so ugly and lazy, she has the perfect sinecure: shes a scarecrow. Yo mommas so ugly.

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1 Yo Momma Vocabulary Builder Here we go again.

2 SINECURE Yo mommas so ugly and lazy, she has the perfect sinecure: shes a scarecrow. Yo mommas so ugly and lazy, she has the perfect sinecure: shes a scarecrow. Si-ne-cure (SYE nuh kyoor): n. a job that requires no effort but provides the worker ample money or status Si-ne-cure (SYE nuh kyoor): n. a job that requires no effort but provides the worker ample money or status The word sinecure comes from Latin words that mean, literally, without care. William Hung, the cringe- inducing singer on American Idol, now makes big bucks playing to big crowds while singing bad karaoke. Quite the sinecure. Paris Hilton received millions for acting like a snob. She had a manicure, a pedicure, and a sinecure. Other examples of sinecures: corporate board memberships, managing ones own massive inheritance, being a political appointee (in some cases). Writing yo momma jokes? Definitely. The word sinecure comes from Latin words that mean, literally, without care. William Hung, the cringe- inducing singer on American Idol, now makes big bucks playing to big crowds while singing bad karaoke. Quite the sinecure. Paris Hilton received millions for acting like a snob. She had a manicure, a pedicure, and a sinecure. Other examples of sinecures: corporate board memberships, managing ones own massive inheritance, being a political appointee (in some cases). Writing yo momma jokes? Definitely.

3 SPECIOUS Yo mommas reasoning is so specious, she was fired from an M&M factory for throwing out the Ws! Yo mommas reasoning is so specious, she was fired from an M&M factory for throwing out the Ws! Spe-cious (SPEE shuhs): adj. plausible on the surface, but actually wrong Spe-cious (SPEE shuhs): adj. plausible on the surface, but actually wrong From the above yo momma joke, you could deduce that specious means stupid. You could also reasonably think that it means backward or seen from a different perspective. All would be perfectly reasonable, but specious, definitions of the word. Specious means seemingly correct on the surface, but, when you get down to it, not correct at all. You most commonly see the phrases specious reasoning or a specious argument. And though it may seem like a specious stretch, specious can also mean deceptively attractive – nice from far, but far from nice. From the above yo momma joke, you could deduce that specious means stupid. You could also reasonably think that it means backward or seen from a different perspective. All would be perfectly reasonable, but specious, definitions of the word. Specious means seemingly correct on the surface, but, when you get down to it, not correct at all. You most commonly see the phrases specious reasoning or a specious argument. And though it may seem like a specious stretch, specious can also mean deceptively attractive – nice from far, but far from nice.

4 REPROBATE Yo mommas so reprobate, when she got called to jury duty, SHE was found guilty! Yo mommas so reprobate, when she got called to jury duty, SHE was found guilty! Rep-ro-bate (REP ruh bate): n. one who is immoral or unethical; adj. immoral, unethical, unprincipled Rep-ro-bate (REP ruh bate): n. one who is immoral or unethical; adj. immoral, unethical, unprincipled Reprobate means morally unprincipled as an adjective, a morally unprincipled person as a noun, and to abandon to damnation as a verb. Your reprobate momma plays moral limbo; how low can she go? She steals from Salvation Army donation jars. She prank calls orphans pretending shes going to adopt them. She beats baby seals – with panda cubs! Reprobate is a pretty bad thing to call someone. It can mean rejected by God and beyond all hope of salvation, and thats tough to twist into a compliment. Reprobate means morally unprincipled as an adjective, a morally unprincipled person as a noun, and to abandon to damnation as a verb. Your reprobate momma plays moral limbo; how low can she go? She steals from Salvation Army donation jars. She prank calls orphans pretending shes going to adopt them. She beats baby seals – with panda cubs! Reprobate is a pretty bad thing to call someone. It can mean rejected by God and beyond all hope of salvation, and thats tough to twist into a compliment.

5 LUCID Yo mommas so lucid, she models for circulatory system diagrams. Aw yeah! Yo mommas so lucid, she models for circulatory system diagrams. Aw yeah! Lu-cid (LOO sid): adj. transparent; easy to understand (can refer to a person or a thing); bright Lu-cid (LOO sid): adj. transparent; easy to understand (can refer to a person or a thing); bright Lucid means clear, both in physical terms and as in easily understood. We try to write these explanations lucidly, so you can understand them. Via pop culture references, we elucidate (shed light on, make clear) a words meaning and usage for people who learn from TV and the Internet. Lucid can also mean clearheaded, mentally sound: Ozzy Osbournes only lucid moments seem to occur when he sings. Lawyers sometimes avoid lucidity on purpose. Lucid means clear, both in physical terms and as in easily understood. We try to write these explanations lucidly, so you can understand them. Via pop culture references, we elucidate (shed light on, make clear) a words meaning and usage for people who learn from TV and the Internet. Lucid can also mean clearheaded, mentally sound: Ozzy Osbournes only lucid moments seem to occur when he sings. Lawyers sometimes avoid lucidity on purpose.

6 DIAPHANOUS Yo mommas dresses are so diaphanous, people crawl under her to avoid mosquitoes. Yo mommas dresses are so diaphanous, people crawl under her to avoid mosquitoes. Di-aph-a-nous (dye AFF uhn us): adj. gauzily see-through and delicate, usually applying to fabric Di-aph-a-nous (dye AFF uhn us): adj. gauzily see-through and delicate, usually applying to fabric Wow, thats a tough word to use in a yo momma joke. If you can see through something, and its light and delicate, its diaphanous. Mosquito nets are diaphanous – you can see through them, but the mesh is tight enough to obscure things slightly. Theres a lot of diaphanous fabric worn on the red carpet at events like the Oscars so stars can be tastefully provocative. Lucid fabrics, by contrast, would cross that line. Theres a haziness to things that are diaphanous, something gauzy and dreamy about them. Its also kind of a cool thing to name a child: Diaphanous. Wow, thats a tough word to use in a yo momma joke. If you can see through something, and its light and delicate, its diaphanous. Mosquito nets are diaphanous – you can see through them, but the mesh is tight enough to obscure things slightly. Theres a lot of diaphanous fabric worn on the red carpet at events like the Oscars so stars can be tastefully provocative. Lucid fabrics, by contrast, would cross that line. Theres a haziness to things that are diaphanous, something gauzy and dreamy about them. Its also kind of a cool thing to name a child: Diaphanous.

7 DIMINUTIVE Yo mommas so diminutive, she uses Chapstick for deodorant. Yo mommas so diminutive, she uses Chapstick for deodorant. Di-min-u-tive (di MIN yoo tihv): adj. unusually small, tiny Di-min-u-tive (di MIN yoo tihv): adj. unusually small, tiny People often remark on the diminutiveness of actors when they encounter them in real life. Youve heard that the camera adds ten pounds; it also adds several inches (or, at least, editing and careful angles do). You might not know, for instance, Tom Cruise and Sylvester Stallone are both under 58 tall, and that Johnny Depp is less than five feet. Okay, maybe that last ones hyperbole. iPods are getting more diminutive with each generation. People often remark on the diminutiveness of actors when they encounter them in real life. Youve heard that the camera adds ten pounds; it also adds several inches (or, at least, editing and careful angles do). You might not know, for instance, Tom Cruise and Sylvester Stallone are both under 58 tall, and that Johnny Depp is less than five feet. Okay, maybe that last ones hyperbole. iPods are getting more diminutive with each generation.

8 INDEFATIGABLE Yo mommas like the Energizer bunny: indefatigable! Yo mommas like the Energizer bunny: indefatigable! In-de-fat-i-ga-ble (in di FAT ig uh buhl): adj. untiring in ones persistence In-de-fat-i-ga-ble (in di FAT ig uh buhl): adj. untiring in ones persistence Aw, snap! Actually, this isnt an insult. It just means that yo mommas tireless. It doesnt specify, however, what she does so tirelessly. If she were an indefatigable nag, never tiring of telling you to do your homework and take out the trash, that would be one thing. Think cannot be fatigued. Okay, you can stop thinking that now. Marathoners are indefatigable runners. A lot of CEOs get to the top with an indefatigable work ethnic. You may ask, why not just use the word tireless? Yeah, why not use tireless? You know what, forget this word. Let us never speak of this again! Aw, snap! Actually, this isnt an insult. It just means that yo mommas tireless. It doesnt specify, however, what she does so tirelessly. If she were an indefatigable nag, never tiring of telling you to do your homework and take out the trash, that would be one thing. Think cannot be fatigued. Okay, you can stop thinking that now. Marathoners are indefatigable runners. A lot of CEOs get to the top with an indefatigable work ethnic. You may ask, why not just use the word tireless? Yeah, why not use tireless? You know what, forget this word. Let us never speak of this again!

9 MASOCHISTIC Yo momma is so masochistic, she wrote this joke herself! Yo momma is so masochistic, she wrote this joke herself! Mas-och-is-tic (mass uh KISS tik): adj. deriving pleasure or gratification from being abused by oneself or others Mas-och-is-tic (mass uh KISS tik): adj. deriving pleasure or gratification from being abused by oneself or others Masochism comes from the Austrian writer Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, whose love for abuse apparently stemmed from his parents giving him an insufferably long name. Masoch wrote a novel youll never read that features a character who asks a woman to treat him in increasingly degrading ways. Weve all made some bad decisions in our lives that make us seem like masochists. Masochistic behavior, or masochism, can refer to physical self-abuse (like cutting oneself) or psychological self- abuse, such as staying in an unhealthy relationship, attending law school, or watching E! Masochism comes from the Austrian writer Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, whose love for abuse apparently stemmed from his parents giving him an insufferably long name. Masoch wrote a novel youll never read that features a character who asks a woman to treat him in increasingly degrading ways. Weve all made some bad decisions in our lives that make us seem like masochists. Masochistic behavior, or masochism, can refer to physical self-abuse (like cutting oneself) or psychological self- abuse, such as staying in an unhealthy relationship, attending law school, or watching E!

10 PERFUNCTORY Yo momma is so perfunctory [insert recycled yo momma joke here]. Yo momma is so perfunctory [insert recycled yo momma joke here]. Per-func-tor-y (puhr FUNGK tuhr ee): adj. done with no effort or thought Per-func-tor-y (puhr FUNGK tuhr ee): adj. done with no effort or thought All right, we need to fill in some space. Perfunctorys as good a word as any. Throw down a definition, maybe a little joke, pop culture reference, a little self- reference… fine, good, were done. This entire entry has been written in a perfunctory manner, performed merely as a routine duty, hastily, and superficially. All right, we need to fill in some space. Perfunctorys as good a word as any. Throw down a definition, maybe a little joke, pop culture reference, a little self- reference… fine, good, were done. This entire entry has been written in a perfunctory manner, performed merely as a routine duty, hastily, and superficially.

11 ABYSMAL Yo mommas belly button is so abysmal, its got an echo! Yo mommas belly button is so abysmal, its got an echo! A-bys-mal (uh BIZ muhl): adj. terrible, extremely bad; very deep A-bys-mal (uh BIZ muhl): adj. terrible, extremely bad; very deep Once again, lets start with the physical. Abysmal is related to abyss (a canon), so abysmal means immeasurably deep. Something that stretches limitlessly downward could reasonably be thought of as immeasurably bad, which is what abysmal is more often used to mean. In this sense, it is similar to egregious. If your schools basketball team goes winless, it has an abysmal season. In your life, you might, and you will, encounter abysmal ignorance, abysmal manners, and abysmal shallowness (such as that displayed by the characters on the show Laguna Beach.) Once again, lets start with the physical. Abysmal is related to abyss (a canon), so abysmal means immeasurably deep. Something that stretches limitlessly downward could reasonably be thought of as immeasurably bad, which is what abysmal is more often used to mean. In this sense, it is similar to egregious. If your schools basketball team goes winless, it has an abysmal season. In your life, you might, and you will, encounter abysmal ignorance, abysmal manners, and abysmal shallowness (such as that displayed by the characters on the show Laguna Beach.)


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