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Thanks to my Dad, half of Australia now thinks that Emperor Nasi Goreng built the Great Wall of China to keep out rabbits. The other two- thirds, just.

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Presentation on theme: "Thanks to my Dad, half of Australia now thinks that Emperor Nasi Goreng built the Great Wall of China to keep out rabbits. The other two- thirds, just."— Presentation transcript:

1 Thanks to my Dad, half of Australia now thinks that Emperor Nasi Goreng built the Great Wall of China to keep out rabbits. The other two- thirds, just don’t give a SHIT!! MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DANIEL’S DAD.....

2 People think my Dad’s as dumb as dog turds, but we got paid for this ad in T4 shares!!

3 MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DANIEL’S DAD..... Steve Irwin built the Great Barrier Reef out of crocodiles and German backpackers, then got eaten by a stink-ray.

4 MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DANIEL’S DAD..... Paul Hogan painted the Sydney Harbour Bridge but people laughed at him, so he ran away to America to toss shrimps at Barbie.

5 MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DANIEL’S DAD..... The square root of Prince Charles is Camilla Parker-Bowles.

6 MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DANIEL’S DAD..... John Howard hires lots of spin doctors so his bowling will improve and they’ll let him back in the Australian cricket team.

7 MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DANIEL’S DAD..... Billy McMahon was the first registered organ donor in Australia. Tony Abbott scored his ears.

8 MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DANIEL’S DAD..... Tea towels are NOT meant to be worn as hats. They are for drying the dishes!

9 MORE WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DANIEL’S DAD..... Sol Trujillo earned every cent of the $1.5 million bonus he was just paid, and is only looking after Telstra shareholders’ best interests.


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