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I Just Shit My Pants! Whats Next?. Dont Panic! Millions of people shit their pants every single day for a variety of reasons. While its definitely something.

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1 I Just Shit My Pants! Whats Next?

2 Dont Panic! Millions of people shit their pants every single day for a variety of reasons. While its definitely something to be ashamed of, you dont have to be too ashamed.

3 First Step: Assess the Situation The following slides will detail the appropriate responses to different pants-shitting scenarios. Its important to determine the severity of the situation. The most important factor is the amount of shit that is currently residing in your pants, as this will determine the urgency of the situation, and your course of action going forward.

4 Scenario A: Its Just a Little Bit of Shit The shit hasnt managed to sweat through your pants yet, and youve got a good chance of making it through the rest of the day. Clench butt-cheeks, proceed to the nearest restroom Remove and dispose of dirty underwear in a trashcan far away from foot traffic If odor persists, blame the nearest fat person Use caution when sitting down, lunging and bending over Return to your normal daily activities

5 Scenario B: Too Much Shit to Hide The shit is sweating through your pants, and is now visible to the people around you. Wrap a sweater or jacket around your waist and proceed immediately to the nearest bathroom Remove pants and underwear, and wash pants with clean toilet water Vigorously rinse thighs and ass in the sink, to eliminate fecal residue Dry wet pants using bathroom hand-dryer Wear sweater or jacket around waist for the remainder of the day

6 Scenario C: Theres Shit Everywhere In this nightmare scenario, youre completely covered in shit. Its leaking out of the bottom of your pants onto your shoes, and has splattered half-way up your back. Run away from people as quickly as possible Proceed to your home immediately Line your car seats and floors with plastic bags, drive with windows down Once home, place all clothes and pocket contents in plastic bag Set fire to the plastic bag Take a long, long shower Set fire to the shower

7 Conclusion: Who Gives a Shit?! People of all walks of life shit their pants every day, but if you follow these easy steps, you make it through this horribly disgusting ordeal relatively unscathed, and you too can be as happy as these former pants-shitters. Good luck!


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