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Mathematics

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In primary school It was called Numbers

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In high school It was called Mathematics

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At school I was taught 1 +1 = 2 Yet in kinder garden I was taught that 1 + 1 = a window

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At school I was taught my times tables But I work in tens and I work very differently For example 8 times 8 = 64 This is how I do it, its heaps quicker for me 8 times 10 = 80 2 times 8 = 16 80 minus 16 = 64

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To me math's is just beads on a Childs toy

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Lets sit down and work this out This is the third rock from the sun, you may have heard of it

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At school I was told it spins really really fast to create gravity

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And if it suddenly stopped spinning we would all smash into the walls, splatter our guts everywhere, then float off into outer space In reality it simply cannot happen

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The earth spins one full rotation every day thats why we have night and day Thats why we have these things, there called sun dials

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Which means we spin at the same speed as the little hand on this twenty four hour clock Not real fast hey, in fact, really really slow

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See they divide the circumference of the earth by 24hrs and it comes to an equation of 1640 kmh Sounds really fast but in reality it isn't

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But they tell us that the satellites are spinning even, faster because they are further out The formula equates to the circumference of the satellites radius Divided by 24 hours, so for example the equation might Come to 2040 kmh as opposed to 1640 kmh

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Yet every racing car driver on this planet knows that a long gear shift is much slower than a short gear shift

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So the mathematical equation is wrong

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Thats why Lamborghini Ferrari Bmw Maclaren all spend billions of dollars developing cars to make them go faster Thats why they developed paddles on steering wheels

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A tenth of a second in formula one means the difference between winning or losing Millions of sponsorship dollars

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This is why every slot car track has to be a figure 8 To be fair

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Because on this track the kid on the inside lane always wins Because the inside lane is shorter

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But this track looks like a lot more fun

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You will note that the faster these wheels spin the further the water is spun off So if the mathematical equation was right all of the water on this planet would spin off into space

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And we would be an arid desert planet

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With no water

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And just sand

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If Mathematics was correct Sydney airport doesnt work

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This is a 747

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This is Sydney airport

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According to Mathematics If you stood at the end of the runway your hair would be a mess As you would be traveling at 1640 kmh

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Talk about a bad hair day In reality you are stationary

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One of these takes off at approximately 200 to 250 kmh

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So if the world really did spin really really fast No plane could ever take off from Sydney airport

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Because the ground would be moving faster than the plane If the ground is moving faster than the plane the plane can not get lift under its wings

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No lift no flight

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So Mathematics is incorrect

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Always believe in what is important YOU

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You are unique You are the most unique individual that ever graced this earth You can achieve anything that you set your mind too Never believe what you are told Learn to believe in the most important thing on this rock

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YOU

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