Hey, did he take the picture yet? I want it to look like Im actually fixing the car, does this look real? Im not sure, Im just trying to hold this smile. He takes FOREVER with that camera!
I wonder how many rolls of tape I owe Mr Armstrong by now. I better head to Staples and buy a multi-pack! I just love it that he is handicapped so I can pick on him easier!
This is what I look like when I go to the Dentist! This is my Gene Simmons impersonation. This is what I do whenever I see frost on a flagpole during the winter...
Hey watch this, when I pull her hair, her eyes cross! Oh good, with her in front of me, it hides the ice tea stain on my shirt! Ive fallen and I cant get up! HEYYYYY THAT HURTS! Alright, we have her surrounded by people with braces, now lets hold her down and give her some of her own!
You know where the gym is??? Im not sure, Im kinda new around here!
No wait, dont take the picture yet, hang on, why are you taking this? What will you be doing with this picture? Didnt you already take our picture???? That girl was BORN to argue!!!
Uh - has anyone seen my right arm? It was here earlier. I think it left with my right hand.
So you say you think youre fast. Well Im the fastest draw around these parts. Just say when partner…. This kid must watch a lot of Westerns….
Uh, how come our SPRIBOTS is pointed right at me, it looks like its coming towards me…. Gee, I dont know WHAT youre talking about…...
I cant help getting so excited when our SPRIBOTS car scores, its better than field hockey!!! Yeah, as you can tell by my expression, I too am very excited.
Ive reprogrammed our car to lift wallets out of peoples pockets. So, we split the money 50-50, right?
HELP!!! Please protect me from that SPRIBOTS car that is floating in midair, I think it is after me!!! Yeah, why IS that car just levitating there just over my shoulder? I LOVE the old floating SPRIBOTS car trick!
Dont tell me, he is making the SAME face he always makes when we get our picture taken, right? This the face I make when you call Mr Armstrong cripple because it hurts my feelings
You know Im really proud of you for not getting any more referrals from Mr Armstrong Yes I have grown considerably I now see the errors of my old ways and have changed them