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1 State Slogans

2 Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

3 Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Cant Be Wrong!

4 Arizona: But Its A Dry Heat

5 Arkansas: Literacy Aint Everything

6 California: By Age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

7 Colorado: If You Dont Ski, Dont Bother

8 Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Dont Own It Yet

9 Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our WaterFlorida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

10 Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism

11 Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Shaami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

12 Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, Were Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

13 Illinois: Please Dont Pronounce the S

14 Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

15 Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

16 Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

17 Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

18 Louisiana: Were Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But Thats Our Tourism

19 Campaign

20 Maine: Were Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

21 Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

22 Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Swedens (For Most Tax Brackets)

23 Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

24 Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

25 Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

26 Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

27 Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,

28 Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

29 Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

30 Nevada: Whores and Poker!

31 New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

32 New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

33 New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

34 New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

35 North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

36 North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

37 Ohio: At Least Were Not Michigan

38 Oklahoma: Like The Musical, Only No Singing

39 Oregon: Spotted Owl... Its Whats For Dinner

40 Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

41 Rhode Island: Were Not REALLY An Island

42 South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didnt Actually Surrender

43 South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

44 Tennessee: Thuh Educashun State

45 Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)

46 Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

47 Vermont: Yep

48 Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Dont Mix?

49 Washington: Help! Were Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

50 Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

51 West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

52 Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

53 Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the Sheep are Scared!!!


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