2. A Nice Chinese Dish A Businessman of the United States, has made several trips to China on business over the last few years. He sometimes emails pictures from his trips, such as pictures of him along the Great Wall, in Beijing, etc. He recently sent the following pictures with the email subject: A Nice Chinese Dish? I dont know where he got the pictures (I dont know who Tony is), but I hope it wasnt at lunch one day….

13. Then I smelled a rat….

24. So is that really teriyaki chicken that your favorite Chinese restaurant serves? More….

27. One of my co-workers had a tasty lunch at a local Chinese restaurant. Upon returning back to work, one hour later she began to vomit uncontrollably. She was finally rushed to the hospital via ambulance. The doctor took a specimen from her vomit. The doctor informed the lady that the reason she was vomiting is because she ate some cat, and not only that, but the cat she ate had a venereal disease. The restaurant was closed for only two hours. The Lady is OK. She spoke with two lawyers about a law suit, however the lawyers wanted money up front. She did not have the up front cash needed, and she also said that she did not want to be bothered with a long drawn out lawsuit. She says that she thanks God for her life and health. She wants to move on with her life. A year later the restaurant was finally closed for good. This is a true story.

28. BEWARE - Stay Away from the following dishes: Cat Fried Rice Cat Drop Soup Cat Fu Young Sweet & Sour Kitty-Cat Egg Drop Cat Kitty-Cat Fried Egg Rolls Egg Plant Kitty Cat Wings Pepper Cat Peaking Cat Lemon Cat Cashier Kitty- Cat Cat Chow Main Hot Braised Kitty-Cat Stir Fry Cat Poo Poo Cat Tum Yum Cat Tofu Cat Moo Goo Guy Cat Shrimp Fried Cat House Cat Special Fried Shrimp - Fried in Cat Fat Kitty-Kat Fortune Cookies

29. It seems that cats can't walk past a Chinese Restaurant unless they are on a skate board with an oozy and that ain't all.