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Funny English Mistakes From Around the World by InnocentEnglish.com
River highway sign: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
A flush button in subway toilet: You lady will push this button before leaving.
Signs on trash cans in an amusement park: PLEASE WASTE!
Private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Babysitting ad by college students: "Please call us! We will provide you with any emergency."
In a zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In an airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Outside a tailor shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.
In an advertisement by a dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
On cash register: Sorry. We can not change.
Sign in a cafeteria: Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
Special today No ice cream.
Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses."
In a restaurant: We serve people like you as good food!
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
Sign in restaurant: Our great food will never leave you!
A sign at a small health clinic: IF YOU SEE A WOMAN LABORING, GO TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY!
From the instructions on an action figure toy: BEWARE OF BEING SWALLOWED BY CHILD, DUE TO SMALL PARTS!
Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab: PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT TO PREPARE FOR CRASH.
Sign in a Paris hotel: PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK
On a yellow caution sign: CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER.
A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR.
Actually said: My mother is an inferior decorator.
On talk show: Julia Roberts' mouth is bigger than most Hollywood actresses.
On a blog: Last night friends visited and we served a nice pig dinner.
It is important to me to prevent my children from not smoking.
In a recipe: Next, put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink until the morning.
Actually said: My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!
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