2Motumbo was a black African, who just arrived (illegally) in London Motumbo was a black African, who just arrived (illegally) in London. Mary was an English Lady - young, tall, blond, blue eyes and very refined.
3They met each other in South Kensington, (where Motumbo was selling Sunglasses), and they fell in love.
4Mary was so impressed that she wanted to introduce Motumbo to her Father.
5The Father, an English Lord, was furious, and tried without success to break up the happy couple.
6In the end, the Father wanted Motumbo to prove himself, so he agreed to the marriage on a few conditions: The first being an MBA from Harvard.
7Motumbo went to Harvard, and studied furiously, and in 6 months he received his MBA. "Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo study."
8The father is very surprised so he gives him his second condition: To earn 1 Million Dollars in one month.
9With his contacts through his MBA, Motumbo went to Wall Street, worked like a trojan, and came back after 1 month with 1 Million Dollars. "Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo worked."
10The Father doesn‘t have any more ideas… The Father doesn‘t have any more ideas….suddenly he has a brilliant idea…
11..... And that if Motumbo wants to marry his daughter, he must have a penis that is one metre long to keep her eternally happy.