2 Motumbo was a black African, who just arrived (illegally) in London Motumbo was a black African, who just arrived (illegally) in London. Mary was an English Lady - young, tall, blond, blue eyes and very refined.
3 They met each other in South Kensington, (where Motumbo was selling Sunglasses), and they fell in love.
4 Mary was so impressed that she wanted to introduce Motumbo to her Father.
5 The Father, an English Lord, was furious, and tried without success to break up the happy couple.
6 In the end, the Father wanted Motumbo to prove himself, so he agreed to the marriage on a few conditions: The first being an MBA from Harvard.
7 Motumbo went to Harvard, and studied furiously, and in 6 months he received his MBA. "Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo study."
8 The father is very surprised so he gives him his second condition: To earn 1 Million Dollars in one month.
9 With his contacts through his MBA, Motumbo went to Wall Street, worked like a trojan, and came back after 1 month with 1 Million Dollars. "Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo worked."
10 The Father doesn‘t have any more ideas… The Father doesn‘t have any more ideas….suddenly he has a brilliant idea…
11 ..... And that if Motumbo wants to marry his daughter, he must have a penis that is one metre long to keep her eternally happy.