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OKAY…why??? FIRST of all…Im mad at those white stockings & shoes… SECOND, WHY are his pants beige and baggy…maybe he got HALF a tux for HALF price.

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1 OKAY…why??? FIRST of all…Im mad at those white stockings & shoes… SECOND, WHY are his pants beige and baggy…maybe he got HALF a tux for HALF price

2 Hmmmm... Fur!…Fur! And boo in the background in the white dress looks like a broke down Toothfairy!!!…take DEM sandals OFF!

3 DONT Miss the RED French Roll! OKAY…why the woman in the black and gold cant close her legs?????? …shes been like that since the wedding started

4 WHAT??? ALL yo little baby cousins did NOT have to be flower girls!!! Not to mention the fact that they have NO flowers!!!

5 I aint even gon say NOTHING!! OKAY, I lied! Here is our blushing BRIDE…WHY she got a muff?!?!?…OH, I see, to keep from scratching folks! LOOK at that thumb nail…

6 Im DUMB founded!!! She looks like Mrs. Claus! Notice the bottom of the skirt…more FUR!!! YES ladies and gents…the dress IS VELVET!!!

7 What kinda TRAIN???…Night Train! This looks like a Dr. Seuss Wedding Dress!!!…WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!

8 This is NOT a wedding party…. …its a family reunion…and there are MORE Negroes on the end in beige Dockers!!!!…Dang!

9 Sad…Just Sad Notice the brides train….Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!… and tha chirren is sitting on it!!!

10 Git Yo Drank ON... WHAT is in those red bottles?…My guess is moonshine…and is ALL that jes for yall two???

11 Some stuff jes aint aiight!!! Now that is NOT a toast…its a TOASTER!!!… check out Boos tatoos in the background

12 This cant be real…it just cant be!!! I have pet fish in a glass JUST like that!!!

13 One of the Grooms Cakes Hmmmmm…is it safe to assume we now know his occupation?

14 NO!…I got it... He USED to drive a bus, but he JUST got his CDL (Commercial Drivers License) and wanted to celebrate!

15 Lets not even discuss the cake... Why yo trifling photographer didnt move that trash out the way!!!!??? But for real…you KNOW all that red dye on them cakes is probably bitter and nasty!!! WHY???

16 WOW!!! Girl, I gotta herry up and peel this skrimp…Im hongry! Is that red kool-aid at the bottom of the sculpture???

17 Are they doing the WOP? Go Mrs. Claus! Its your wedding day! Why is Boos elbow ASHY?????

18 Are you REALLY smiling... Or did they give you a sedative?????

19 My my my my my Shole look like that right tire is leaning! Po Horsey!!!…But for real, I thought it was winter? Why yall on a buggy?

20 The End!!!!!


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