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1 Today I will stop procrastinating and clear my deskToday I will stop procrastinating and clear my

2 desk/top pot plants thrive in her new corner officedesk/top pot plants thrive in her new corner

3 office/ politics destroys many a work ethicoffice/ politics destroys many a work

4 ethic/ally I find the planting of trees with fermentable fruit in public places to be objectionable for the sake of alcohol-poisoned birdsethic/ally I find the planting of trees with fermentable fruit in public places to be objectionable for the sake of alcohol-poisoned

5 birds/ of a feather flock together birds/ of a feather flock

6 together/ together to gathertogether/ together

7 to gather/ one ounce of rose essential oil requires fresh roses to gather/ one ounce of rose essential oil requires fresh

8 roses/ are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet………. and so are you roses/ are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet………. and so aresweet

9 You/tube is a hugely popular video-sharing platform. Other notable examples include Dailymotion, Flickr, Photobucket, Vimeo and more You/tube is a hugely popular video-sharing platform. Other notable examples include Dailymotion, Flickr, Photobucket, Vimeo and

10 more/ than works are held within the collection of the Auckland Art Gallery Toi o Tama- more/ than works are held within the collection of the Auckland Art Gallery Toi o

11 Tama/gotchi is a virtual digital pet. It was first- Tama/gotchi is a virtual digital pet. It was

12 The ferocity of my ire invites me to ponder whether I have repressed anger issues first/-come-first-serve particularly applies to parking you fucking moron you parking thief you-you-oooh! YOU RUINED MY MORNING. The ferocity of my ire invites me to ponder whether I have repressed anger

13 issues/ rhymes with tissues, which can either refer to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers or an ensembleissues/ rhymes with tissues, which can either refer to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers or

14 an ensemble/ of jazz musicians played at his mothers funeralan ensemble/ of jazz musicians played at his mothers

15 funeral/ home directors earn on average approximately NZD per annum and have a good employment outlookfuneral/ home directors earn on average approximately NZD per annum and have a good employment

16 Outlook/ Express ate my mail Outlook/ Express ate my

17 male/ escorts generated eight million, seven hundred and twenty thousand results on Google in 0.18 seconds male/ escorts generated eight million, seven hundred and twenty thousand results on Google in 0.18

18 seconds/, samples and defective items of clothing test her commitment to frugality: sometimes a good thing can be taken too far seconds/, samples and defective items of clothing test her commitment to frugality: sometimes a good thing can be taken too

19 far/, a long long way to run. Sew, a needle pulling thread- far/, a long long way to run. Sew, a needle pulling

20 thread/ed through the holes in the fence were bundles and bundles and bundles of colourful plastic leis thread/ed through the holes in the fence were bundles and bundles and bundles of colourful plastic

21 laze/ is a verb, which is entirely iron- laze/ is a verb, which is entirely

22 K I S S I N G Nic/k and Sally up a tree, K I S S I N

23 G/-spot amplification is a plastic surgery procedure some women undergo G/-spot amplification is a plastic surgery procedure some women under

24 go/, went, gonego/, went,

25 Gone/ fishing for compliments. Be back when I catch myself a man Gone/ fishing for compliments. Be back when I catch myself a

26 man/atees spend half their time sleeping. She wishes she could too. She hasnt slept through man/atees spend half their time sleeping. She wishes she could too. She hasnt slept

27 through/ the rainclouds we fellthrough/ the rainclouds

28 we fell/ out of the present and suffocated with frightwe fell/ out of the present and suffocated with

29 fright/ened pufferfish are much more magnificent: what does this say about this horribly invasive happiness-first positivism question markfright/ened pufferfish are much more magnificent: what does this say about this horribly invasive happiness-first positivism question

30 Mark/ my words young lady began her fatherMark/ my words young lady began herMark

31 Father/ Christmas bellows HO-HO-HO-Father/ Christmas bellows HO-HO-

32 Spot the odd one out Gao. Xinjiang. Reihana, Lisa. Ho/tere, Ralph. Spot the odd one

33 out/ of the fire and into the pan out/ of the fire and into the

34 pan/opticon (insert fact about power and control pan/opticon (insert fact about power and )

35 CONTROL/ YOUR URGE TO EAT THE WORLD CONTROL/ YOUR URGE TO EAT THE !

36 WORLD/, beloved by hipsters, once put out a collection titled Housework Makes You Ugly WORLD/, beloved by hipsters, once put out a collection titled Housework Makes

37 You ugly/, eh, hey! You ugly! U. G. L. Y you aint got no alibi you ugly, eh, hey You ugly/, eh, hey! You ugly! U. G. L. Y you aint got no alibi you ugly, eh, !

38 Hey/, could you please hold my hand through these snippets of other peoples livesHey/, could you please hold my hand through these snippets of ?

39 other peoples lives/ fascinate the public unnecessarily, especially famous people other peoples lives/ fascinate the public unnecessarily, especially famous

40 People/ magazine is a mythmaking machine at its best People/ magazine is a mythmaking machine at its

41 of bronze best/men in dark suits eye up bridesmaids in tulle dresses of gold of silver of

42 bronze/d beach hunks parade up and down the sandy bronze/d beach hunks parade up and down the -

43 Sandy/ Olsson is the female lead of Grease Sandy/ Olsson is the female lead of

44 grease/ & lard & butter & milk & honey grease/ & lard & butter & milk &

45 Honey/, could you please pick me up? I missed my bus because I missed my other bus because of the crying boy Honey/, could you please pick me up? I missed my bus because I missed my other bus because of the crying

46 boy/ that was a long first boy/ that was a long -

47 first/ date rule number 13: if fucking in another mans bed, leave no pubic hair first/ date rule number 13: if fucking in another mans bed, leave no pubic

48 eye of newt hair/ of dog, blood of batbat eye of -

49 Newt/onian physics changed the way he felt about her Newt/onian physics changed the way he felt about

50 9 million people share this birthday, according to Libra Oddspots #3 (I have problems with this trivialisation of female knowledge Her/r Hitler gave birth to a healthy baby boy Adolf on the 20th of April, million people share this birthday, according to Libra Oddspots #3 (I have problems with this trivialisation of female ).

51 which means Work approaches zero as Knowledge approaches zero Knowledge/=Power (1) Time = Money (2) Power = Work/Time (3) A series of substitutions and rearrangements generates the equation: Work = Money x Knowledge which means Work approaches zero as Knowledge approaches

52 zero/ tolerance policies propose a simplicity which is very dangerouszero/ tolerance policies propose a simplicity which is very

53 Dangerous/ Liaisons is 119 minutes longDangerous/ Liaisons is 119 minutes

54 long/ing for everything, she lived too much in her head to achieve anythinglong/ing for everything, she lived too much in her head to achieve any

55 Thing/ is a fictional character in the Addams FamilyThing/ is a fictional character in the Addams

56 Family/ Planning Highland Park is a drop-in clinic open Wednesdays between 1.30 and 4.45 p.m.Family/ Planning Highland Park is a drop-in clinic open Wednesdays between 1.30 and 4.45

57 P.M./ could also mean particulate matter picometer post-mortem pac-man personal message or product managementP.M./ could also mean particulate matter picometer post-mortem pac-man personal message or product

58 Management/ 101 introduced me to Weber and his writingManagement/ 101 introduced me to Weber and his

59 writing/s on the wall, dude, just gotta learn how to read itwriting/s on the wall, dude, just gotta learn how to read

60 It/ was a real pleasure meeting you, said one parachutist to anotherIt/ was a real pleasure meeting you, said one parachutist to

61 another/ man, another job, another life will not necessarily be more satis-another/ man, another job, another life will not necessarily be more

62 Suicide implies choice factory/ workers are killing themselves but I wouldnt call it suicide. Suicide implies

63 Choice/ man! Where did you score this amazing dealChoice/ man! Where did you score this amazing ?man

64 deal/ or no deal, you are going to spend a long time in a cagedeal/ or no deal, you are going to spend a long time in a

65 cage/y and anxious, he killed some time stabbing shadows with his umbrellacage/y and anxious, he killed some time stabbing shadows with his

66 Umbrella/s were either invented by the Ancient Egyptians or the Chinese, but it was the Chinese who made umbrellas collapsible Umbrella/s were either invented by the Ancient Egyptians or the Chinese, but it was the Chinese who made umbrellas

67 collapsible/ at any moment, financial markets are contemporary icons of faith made materialcollapsible/ at any moment, financial markets are contemporary icons of faith made

68 Material/ Girl is the second single from Madonnas second album Like A VirginMaterial/ Girl is the second single from Madonnas second album Like A

69 virgin/ olive oil always reminds me of sex virgin/ olive oil always reminds me of

70 sex/tuplets (n). Six of a kind, one of six offspring born at the same birth to a single mothersex/tuplets (n). Six of a kind, one of six offspring born at the same birth to a single

71 Mother/, an energy drink, a mother of an energy drinkMother/, an energy drink, a mother of an energy

72 DRINK/ RESPONSIBLYDRINK/

73 Y L B I S N O responsibly spelt backwards is Y L B I S

74 N-O/, no means noN-O/, no means

75 Pretty much, no activities other than the docile riding of the Bangkok underground No rollerblading, no eating, no dogs, no bicycles, no balloons, no littering, no fires, no smoking, no sitting and no peddling of agricultural goods. Pretty much, no activities other than the docile riding of the Bangkok

76 underground/ political insurgences excite capitalistsunderground/ political insurgences excite

77 capitalists/ capitalise on opportunities capitalists/ capitalise on

78 She finds it hard to reconcile this weightlessness (these little squares of paper) with the heaviness of change opportunities/ flutter on notice boards. She finds it hard to reconcile this weightlessness (these little squares of paper) with the heaviness of.

79 change/ his nappy please. He smells change/ his nappy please. He -

80 smells/ trigger memories trigger nightmares trigger jolting awake smells/ trigger memories trigger nightmares trigger

81 jolting awake/ beside his sleeping partner, he felt his time to be running out faster than hers and is suddenly lonely jolting awake/ beside his sleeping partner, he felt his time to be running out faster than hers and is suddenlyout

82 lonel(i)/ness kills effectively, if not efficiently lonel(i)/ness kills effectively, if not

83 efficiently/ the carcasses are butchered: head neck breast thigh efficiently/ the carcasses are butchered: head neck breast

84 thigh/high leather boots are highly nuanced cultural performances thigh/high leather boots are highly nuanced

85 cultural performances/ are as consumable as the latest Android phone cultural performances/ are as consumable as the latest Android

86 E.T. phone home phone/ home, E.T. E.T. phone.

87 hom(e)/ing pigeons fly out of a desire to returnhom(e)/ing pigeons fly out of a desire to

88 return/ your library books on time or else incur a fifty-cent fine for each day overduereturn/ your library books on time or else incur a fifty-cent fine for each day

89 overdue/ by a fortnight, the lateness of her period is undermining their relationshipoverdue/ by a fortnight, the lateness of her period is undermining their relation

90 ship/worms will slowly but surely demolish the sunken hulls littering our ocean floorship/worms will slowly but surely demolish the sunken hulls littering our ocean

91 floor/ed does not begin to describe this fathers state of mindfloor/ed does not begin to describe this fathers state of

92 mind/ over matter, or perhaps, now, over anti-mattermind/ over matter, or perhaps, now, over anti-

93 Mata/mata, New Zealand, 37.81° south latitude, ° east longitude, 53m altitude above sea-levelMata/mata, New Zealand, 37.81° south latitude, ° east longitude, 53m altitude above

94 Were you thinking of the Cambridge A-Level exams C-level/s do not exist. Were you thinking of the Cambridge A-Level ?

95 exams/ reward prohibitively narrow definitions of successexams/ reward prohibitively narrow definitions of

96 success/ via unlawful means is not success at all in my opinionsuccess/ via unlawful means is not success at all

97 in my opinion/ can be abbreviated to IMOin my opinion/ can be abbreviated to IM

98 O/varian cancer killed my hamsterO/varian cancer killed my ham

99 st(i)r/rer of shitst(i)r/rer of

100 shit/ake mushrooms are her lovers favouriteshit/ake mushrooms are her lovers

101 favourit(e)/ism deftly applied shuffled the alliances just sofavourit(e)/ism deftly applied shuffled the alliances just

102 so/lar eclipses swallow me up with vastness: we arent always as important as we thinkso/lar eclipses swallow me up with vastness: we arent always as important as we

103 think/tanks generate ideas which other people knowingly or unknowingly test or are tested uponthink/tanks generate ideas which other people knowingly or unknowingly test or are tested

104 upon/ the ninety-ninth page, everyone discovers a scribbled post-it addressed toupon/ the ninety-ninth page, everyone discovers a scribbled post-it addressed -

105 to/day I will stop procrastinating and clear my desk.

106

107 PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE sweet/heart honey-bunny cutie-pie gorgeous PLEASE LEAVE ME

108 A lone/ wolf prowls on the perimeters of our camp

109 camp/ is just one of those things people get but cant explain

110 plain/ Janes touch on a whole range of debates: female agency, beauty, social expectationsplain/ Janes touch on a whole range of debates: female agency, beauty,

111 social expectations/ apply to men as well. For example, some women still expect to be ladiessocial expectations/ apply to men as well. For example, some women still expect to be ladies first

112

113 mark/smen are picking off the zombies one by one by onemark/smen are picking off the zombies one by one by

114 one/ midsummer nights dream does not a future makeone/ midsummer nights dream does not a future

115 make/ up then break up then make up to make outmake/ up then break up then make up to make

116

117 (seduction comes in all forms (seduction comes in all ) bat/ting her ridiculously mascara-ed eyelashes, she slowly tweezed his eyebrows

118 forms/ of application are behind the desk, top shelf, second pigeon hole from the left forms/ of application are behind the desk, top shelf, second pigeon hole from the

119 left/, left, I left my girl in New Orleans for twenty-five cents and a can of beans is a rhyme which does not take into account rates of inflation or the time value of money left/, left, I left my girl in New Orleans for twenty-five cents and a can of beans is a rhyme which does not take into account rates of inflation or the time value of

120 Money/ money money MONEY! You are fired Money/ money money MONEY!.

121 You are fired/ up on adrenaline testosterone estrogen glutamine phenol-nitrogen and about to defy the laws of Newt- You are fired/ up on adrenaline testosterone estrogen glutamine phenol-nitrogen and about to defy the laws of

122

123 man/ual labour equals manual pleasureman/ual labour equals manual

124 Pleasure/ Spots is an essay by George Orwell in which he argues the ideal modern resort should never let a guest do anything for him or herselfPleasure/ Spots is an essay by George Orwell in which he argues the ideal modern resort should never let a guest do anything for him or her

125 Self/ evaluation is not as simple as a series of yes or no-Self/ evaluation is not as simple as a series of yes or

126 No/ deal. You are going to spend a long time in a cageNo/ deal. You are going to spend a long time in a

127

128 out/door recreational activities may or may not include injury out/door recreational activities may or may not include in

129 jury/ service is an important civic duty. Over people were summoned in 2009 jury/ service is an important civic duty. Over people were summoned in 200.

130 9/ beers later, his boss was totally inappropria- 9/ beers later, his boss was totally in

131 appropriat/ion can be criminal depending on context. For example, the appropriation of a parked car appropriat/ion can be criminal depending on context. For example, the appropriation of a parked

132 car/casses are butchered: head neck breast thigh car/casses are butchered: head neck breast


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