8DoWarney says…Thanks for the introduction Browny.
9DoWizard says…One Brisbane great to another, I taught the man everything he knows.
10Gee Andrew, you get the feeling next vote here is so important here. Gee Bruce, you really ran AFL coverage into the ground this year didn’t you?But it was a clever deal Andrew, you got $780 million from it.You’re right Bruce, great coverage, great coverage.
11Cameron Ling and partner Wizard says -Congratulations Lingy. You might not become a porno superstar like me, or do 1000 women like Warney, but it’s important you finally had sex for the first time.
12Cameron Ling and partner Warney says -Time to move on, you’re a famous man Lingy, take advantage. If you weren’t playing AFL, you would have never gotten laid at all, don’t waste this gift.
13Gary Ablett Jr and Partner Wizard says -Glad to see Gary’s bird helps him out with the comb over, bloody Joanne never did that for me.
14Gary Ablett Jr and Partner Warney says -Advanced hair, or just do the Ricky Ponting and get a rug mate.By the way, how about a threesome? Sorry Gary not with you, does she have another friend?
15Antoni Grover and Partner Wizard says -I like this girl. Classic Looks. Classy dress.I always like it when people named after Sesame St characters do well in life.
16Chad Cornes and Mum Warney says - Can I get her number? Not for me, but I reckon Mark Waugh or Mark Webber would be keen.
17Steven Salopek/Warren Tredrea and partners Wizard says -What’s going on in Adelaide? Where’s the fake tan? This is a disgrace.Wizard’s #1 rule for the BrownlowBlack tie, orange partner.
18Simon Black and Partner Wizard says -Even worse, she’s 40 minutes from the Gold Coast and no fake tan, not even a hint of blonde in the hair.Time to get her in the car and down the GC highway Blacky, I’ve gotta teach her what being a woman is all about.
19Kevin Bartlett and daughter Wizard says -A bit young for me KB, but I reckon Indiana Capper would be keen.
20Kevin Bartlett and daughter Warney says -I’m there!
21Gerard Healy and daughter Wizard says -Again, the Wizard rules himself out, but I think I need to introduce Indiana to the fold. Imagine, the daughter of a Brownlow medallist and the son of a 100 goal full forward, penthouse star, porn star, big brother star, meter maid, mayoral candidate, stripper…
22Gerard Healy and daughter Warney says -I’m there!
23Lance Whitnall and wife Wizard says -Looks like a scene from my latest film - ‘Yobbos Up the Guts.’Out, straight to video, in 6 weeks.
24Rebecca Twigley Ricky says - Hey Rebecca, you gonna give Juddy’s credit card a work out in Melbourne? Snigger snigger haw haw hawAlready did, like my new boobs?
25Alice Oksuz Ricky says - Hey Alyce, did you give Graham’s credit card a work out? Snigger snigger haw haw hawWho’s this little rat boy with the squeaky voice?
26Kate O’Conner Ricky says - Hey Kate, did you give Nathan’s credit card a work out? Snigger snigger haw haw hawBack off captain charisma.
27Christie Malthouse Ricky says - Hey Christie, any tips on how to be a good boundary rider?Piss off loser!
28Ricky says - No Ricky, just piss off! Aww, but I’m a player manager and a physiotherapist and premiership player and Bruce said I really know my stuff!No Ricky, just piss off!
33Jason Gram and partner Wizard says - Someone said Jason Gram leads the league in bounces, I can see why. And apparently she’s a chiropractor.
34Jason Gram and partner Warney says - I need some work on my bowling arm, do chiropractors do happy endings?
35Jason Akermanis and wife Wizard says -Proud of this bloke, a junior wizard in training.I have to question his new choice of club though. A bloke with a mix of white, black, and red hair on his body should be playing for St.Kilda.
36Dave Lawson and Steve Curry Wizard says -They call themselves comedians, but they’ve never had a Warwick Capper Toyota Memorable Moment commercial.Lift your game boys.
37Michael Clarke and busty saffa Warney says -Not at the Brownlow, but I need to pay my respects to Pup for so quickly taking over from me. 956 to go mate…
39Jess Sinclair and partner Wizard says -Good to see a Kangaroo who is positive about a move to the Gold Coast, lined up the right girlfriend for starters.A few hair styling tips, longer and blonder, Jess.
40Jess Sinclair and partner Warney says -Reminds me of # 673
41What a difference a year makes Wizard says -20062007Reminds me of when Joanne left, the first time. Don’t worry Goodesy, when a woman knows she’s on a superstar, she’ll come crawling back. If they don’t, just do a porno and make ‘em jealous.