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1 The 2007 Brownlow Wrap

2 With special comments from With special comments from…

3 Warney!

4 …and the Wizard!!

5 Firstly, the dos and donts…

6 Dont - a lesson learnt from 2006 Warney says- That bloke reminds me of someone…

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8 Do Warney says… Thanks for the introduction Browny.

9 Wizard says… Do One Brisbane great to another, I taught the man everything he knows.

10 Gee Andrew, you get the feeling next vote here is so important here. Gee Bruce, you really ran AFL coverage into the ground this year didnt you? But it was a clever deal Andrew, you got $780 million from it. Youre right Bruce, great coverage, great coverage.

11 Cameron Ling and partner Wizard says - Congratulations Lingy. You might not become a porno superstar like me, or do 1000 women like Warney, but its important you finally had sex for the first time.

12 Cameron Ling and partner Warney says - Time to move on, youre a famous man Lingy, take advantage. If you werent playing AFL, you would have never gotten laid at all, dont waste this gift.

13 Gary Ablett Jr and Partner Wizard says - Glad to see Garys bird helps him out with the comb over, bloody Joanne never did that for me.

14 Gary Ablett Jr and Partner Warney says - Advanced hair, or just do the Ricky Ponting and get a rug mate. By the way, how about a threesome? Sorry Gary not with you, does she have another friend?

15 Antoni Grover and Partner Wizard says - I like this girl. Classic Looks. Classy dress. I always like it when people named after Sesame St characters do well in life.

16 Chad Cornes and Mum Warney says - Can I get her number? Not for me, but I reckon Mark Waugh or Mark Webber would be keen.

17 Steven Salopek/Warren Tredrea and partners Wizard says - Whats going on in Adelaide? Wheres the fake tan? This is a disgrace. Wizards #1 rule for the Brownlow Black tie, orange partner.

18 Simon Black and Partner Wizard says - Even worse, shes 40 minutes from the Gold Coast and no fake tan, not even a hint of blonde in the hair. Time to get her in the car and down the GC highway Blacky, Ive gotta teach her what being a woman is all about.

19 Kevin Bartlett and daughter Wizard says - A bit young for me KB, but I reckon Indiana Capper would be keen.

20 Warney says - Kevin Bartlett and daughter Im there!

21 Gerard Healy and daughter Wizard says - Again, the Wizard rules himself out, but I think I need to introduce Indiana to the fold. Imagine, the daughter of a Brownlow medallist and the son of a 100 goal full forward, penthouse star, porn star, big brother star, meter maid, mayoral candidate, stripper…

22 Gerard Healy and daughter Warney says - Im there!

23 Lance Whitnall and wife Wizard says - Looks like a scene from my latest film - Yobbos Up the Guts. Out, straight to video, in 6 weeks.

24 Rebecca Twigley Ricky says - Hey Rebecca, you gonna give Juddys credit card a work out in Melbourne? Snigger snigger haw haw haw Already did, like my new boobs?

25 Alice Oksuz Ricky says - Hey Alyce, did you give Grahams credit card a work out? Snigger snigger haw haw haw Whos this little rat boy with the squeaky voice?

26 Kate OConner Ricky says - Hey Kate, did you give Nathans credit card a work out? Snigger snigger haw haw haw Back off captain charisma.

27 Christie Malthouse Ricky says - Hey Christie, any tips on how to be a good boundary rider? Piss off loser!

28 Ricky says - Aww, but Im a player manager and a physiotherapist and premiership player and Bruce said I really know my stuff! No Ricky, just piss off!

29 And take him with you…

30 And him…

31 AND ESPECIALLY HIM!!!

32 Sorry, I needed to vent.

33 Jason Gram and partner Wizard says - Someone said Jason Gram leads the league in bounces, I can see why. And apparently shes a chiropractor.

34 Jason Gram and partner Warney says - I need some work on my bowling arm, do chiropractors do happy endings?

35 Jason Akermanis and wife Wizard says - Proud of this bloke, a junior wizard in training. I have to question his new choice of club though. A bloke with a mix of white, black, and red hair on his body should be playing for St.Kilda.

36 Dave Lawson and Steve Curry Wizard says - They call themselves comedians, but theyve never had a Warwick Capper Toyota Memorable Moment commercial. Lift your game boys.

37 Michael Clarke and busty saffa Warney says - Not at the Brownlow, but I need to pay my respects to Pup for so quickly taking over from me. 956 to go mate…

38 Alls fair in love and war, eh Lara?

39 Jess Sinclair and partner Wizard says - Good to see a Kangaroo who is positive about a move to the Gold Coast, lined up the right girlfriend for starters. A few hair styling tips, longer and blonder, Jess.

40 Warney says - Reminds me of # 673 Jess Sinclair and partner

41 What a difference a year makes Wizard says - Reminds me of when Joanne left, the first time. Dont worry Goodesy, when a woman knows shes on a superstar, shell come crawling back. If they dont, just do a porno and make em jealous

42 Did someone say Quarterbrain?

43 Campbell Brown and Partner Looks like the overprotective type. No comment, I dont need another broken nose. Wizard says -

44 Campbell Brown and Partner What he doesnt know wont hurt him. Memo to self: No errant text messages. Warney says -

45 David Rodan enjoying brownlow night And this fat, balding hack has to eat his words. Shouldnt really be a problem eating anything though eh Robbo? You ticked off 150kgs yet?

46 Nathan & Tanya Buckley Wizard says - I know that look, trouble on the homefront.

47 Nathan & Tanya Buckley Warney says - When theres a bit of drama at home, I always advocate partner swapping…

48 I couldnt agree more Warney. Carla, are you and Tanya comfortable with the guest room tonight?

49 And apparently someone won a Brownlow, congratulations Jimmy Unfortunately, still not a 100 goal full forward like me, and thats what all the kids aspire to… Wizard says -

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