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THE BIG BANGALORE QUESTIONNAIRE !!!!. Personal How are you? In control/Out of control/stressed/stoned/unconscious /delirious/not sure ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

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1 THE BIG BANGALORE QUESTIONNAIRE !!!!

2 Personal

3 How are you? In control/Out of control/stressed/stoned/unconscious /delirious/not sure …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Have you used the imodium yet? …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Have you, or are you intending, to grow any facial hair in the next six months? …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Are you missing us? …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. How much: 1-5, 5-10, 10-20, Cannot put a figure on it

4 How are you? In control/Out of control/stressed/stoned/ unconscious/delirious/not sure … Out of control & delirious … Personal

5 Have you used the imodium yet? ……Not yet, but close … Personal

6 Have you, or are you intending, to grow any facial hair in the next six months? …Not yet, no but never say never. One of the 2 nd line managers has excellent facial hair which he says is copied from a famous actor; I might have to challenge Arun to some sort of facial hair contest for Movember. … Personal

7 Are you missing us? …Yes … How much: 1-5, 5-10, 10-20, Cannot put a figure on it Cannot put a figure on it (but wish you were all here)! And of course Vicky and Charlie too. Personal

8 Food

9 What do you have for breakfast? ………………………………………… What do you have for lunch? ………………………………………… What do you have for dinner? ………………………………………… What is the best meal you have eaten so far? ………………………………………… Have you had a curry yet? ………………………………………… Have you been to McDonalds? ………………………………………… Is there a Starbucks? …………………………………………

10 What do you have for breakfast? … Chicken sausages, spicy vegetable crockets and something that I havent got a clue which is a cross between a pancake, crumpet and bread which is covered in onions and spices. … Food

11 What do you have for lunch? … Havent really had lunch yet. Fruit occasionally … Food

12 What do you have for dinner? … Variety of things, Chinese, Thai and even a Hamburger with cheese (I have to say hamburger with cheese as a cheese burger is a chicken burger). … Food

13 What is the best meal you have eaten so far? … Perhaps for the ambiance at the Olive Beech (ask Lauren Fabia), but its a chicken liver pate followed by 8 hour slow cooked lamb shank in a spicy tomato sauce. … Food

14 Have you had a curry yet? …Too right … Food

15 Have you been to McDonalds? … Nope and yet there is one just round the corner. … Food

16 Is there a Starbucks? … Only seen one but yes. More common is their own which is Café Coffee Day – Ive not been to one yet though. Ive given up caffeine so far this year. … Food

17 Weather

18 Is it hot? If so, how hot? ………………………………………… Has it rained? If so, how much? ………………………………………… What time does it get light in the morning? ………………………………………… What time does it get dark in the evening? …………………………………………

19 Is it hot? If so, how hot? …Yes, but only hot enough for the locals to be wrapped up warm including wearing woolly hats. The newspaper keeps talking about typical winter or this early morning haze just reminds us its winter. Its certainly hot enough for me to be wearing shorts and sitting by the pool as I write my answers. … Weather

20 Has it rained? If so, how much? …No. … Weather

21 What time does it get light in the morning? … About 6:30 … Weather

22 What time does it get dark in the evening? … About 6:30 … Weather

23 Accommodation and Travel

24 Accommodation Are you still in your hotel? ………………………………………… How far is it from the office? ………………………………………… Do you have the penthouse suite? If no……..then complain ………………………………………… Does the en-suite have a separate shower? ………………………………………… Please describe the colour scheme of your bedroom ………………………………………… Please describe the colour of the tiles in the bathroom …………………………………………

25 Accommodation Are you still in your hotel? … Unfortunately so…

26 Accommodation How far is it from the office? … 8 km there and 10 km back due to a no right turn on a main road. Its a bit like wanting to go from jct 4 M40 to Loudwater and therefore you have to go to jct 2. Only there isnt many routes. I have found a back road which can be quicker despite being longer and a rough slow road. …

27 Accommodation Do you have the penthouse suite? If no……..then complain … No, but it is certainly nice enough. …

28 Accommodation Does the ensuite have a separate shower? …Yes and quite grand it is too. It has three shower heads. …

29 Accommodation Please describe the colour scheme of your bedroom. … Gold and beige (with gold curtains) …

30 Accommodation Please describe the colour of the tiles in the bathroom … No tiles rather slabs of granite. They are cream I guess. Mottled effect …

31 Travel Do you have your own chauffeur/driver? If not, why not? ………………………………………… Have you ridden on a tuktuk yet? ………………………………………… If so………how did you rate this experience… Better than BA first class/Bit like my wifes driving/ Totally horrific/Thought I was going to die /I dont know…I had my eyes shut …………………………………………

32 Travel Do you have your own chauffeur/driver? If not, why not? … Yes, his name is Suresh …

33 Travel Have you ridden on a tuktuk yet? …Yes, only the auto kind … If so………how did you rate this experience… Better than BA first class /Bit like my wifes driving/Totally horrific /Thought I was going to die /I dont know…I had my eyes shut …Actually it wasnt that bad compared to my driver. Downside he did rip me off and it cost me £2.10, think Ill use the meter next time. …

34 Entertainment and Leisure

35 What are you doing in your free time? ………………………………………… What book are you reading? Is it a self help book? ………………………………………… Will you be watching the rugby? ………………………………………… Have you had any spa treatments? If so, please describe: ………………………………………… Do you get English TV? ………………………………………… If so, have you been watching any of the following: Eastenders Celebrity Big Brother Benefits Street The Jeremy Kyle Show

36 Entertainment and Leisure What are you doing in your free time? … Swimming, reading, sightseeing …

37 Entertainment and Leisure What book are you reading? Is it a self help book? … Its not a self help but any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. Im currently reading Terry Pratchet Sourcery …

38 Entertainment and Leisure Will you be watching the rugby? …Unlikely unfortunately…

39 Entertainment and Leisure Will you be watching the rugby? …Unlikely unfortunately… This was an answer before I followed Wasps and England results on twitter. My answer would have then been: thankfully not!

40 Entertainment and Leisure Have you had any spa treatments? If so, please describe: … Not this year. I treated myself to an Indian massage in December and will have one of those again at some point. Ive promised myself it as a treat when I can do 40 lengths front crawl without stopping. …

41 Entertainment and Leisure Do you get English TV? … TV is in English but not English TV (except BBC World news) … If so, have you been watching any of the following: Eastenders Celebrity Big Brother Benefits Street The Jeremy Kyle Show

42 Work

43 What time do you start work? (GMT please) ………………………………………… What time do you finish? ………………………………………… How long is your lunch break? ………………………………………… Do you know everyones names yet? …………………………………………

44 Work What time do you start work? (GMT please) … Start time ranges from 3:00 to 6:00 …

45 Work What time do you finish? … Again ranges from 12:00 to 17:00 …

46 Work What time do you finish? … Again ranges from 12:00 to 17:00 … What time do you start work? (GMT please) … Start time ranges from 3:00 to 6:00 …

47 Work How long is your lunch break? … Havent had one yet but as long as it takes assuming no meetings to rush to is the appearance Ive got so far. …

48 Work Do you know everyones names yet? … Ask me again come the end of November please. …

49 Thank you for participating in this questionnaire. We can assure you that your answers will be treated totally non- confidentially and cant promise that you wont be pestered for more information at a later stage.


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