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2 Have your speakers on and tap your toes! Honouring Our Glorious Women

3 Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

4 Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)

5 The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

6 I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

7 Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-

8 A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-

9 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-

10 My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-

11 Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-

12 A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-

13 The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-

14 Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-

15 Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-

16 Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-

17 I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-

18 If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-

19 I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

20 If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-

21 I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-

22 When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-

23 Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

24 In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

25 I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

26 Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

27 Send this to five bright women you know and make their day. Every woman I know is bright -- so I am sending this to several more!!!

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