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1 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

2 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few clowns short of a circus.

3 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

4 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

5 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few beers short of a six-pack.

6 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Dumber than a box of hair.

7 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few peas short of a casserole.

8 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

9 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A couple sandwiches short of a picnic.

10 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

11 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

12 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid One taco short of a combination plate.

13 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few feathers short of a whole duck.

14 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid The porch light is on, but nobody's home.

15 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid All foam, no beer.

16 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid The cheese slid off his cracker.

17 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

18 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

19 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

20 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.

21 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

22 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid As smart as bait.

23 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Chimneys clogged.

24 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

25 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

26 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

27 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Forgot to pay his brain bill.

28 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Her sewing machine is out of thread.

29 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

30 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

31 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

32 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

33 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid No grain in the silo.

34 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Receiver is off the hook.

35 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Several nuts short of a full pouch.

36 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Skylight leaks a little.

37 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Slinky's kinked.

38 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Surfing in Nebraska.

39 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Too much yardage between the goal posts.

40 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

41 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A room temperature IQ.

42 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

43 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A prime candidate for natural deselection.

44 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Bright as Alaska in December.

45 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

46 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid So dense, light bends around him.

47 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

48 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

49 Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Was left on the Tilt-a-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.


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