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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few clowns short of a circus.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few beers short of a six-pack.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Dumber than a box of hair.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few peas short of a casserole.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A couple sandwiches short of a picnic.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid One taco short of a combination plate.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A few feathers short of a whole duck.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid The porch light is on, but nobody's home.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid All foam, no beer.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid The cheese slid off his cracker.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid As smart as bait.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Chimneys clogged.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Forgot to pay his brain bill.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Her sewing machine is out of thread.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid No grain in the silo.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Receiver is off the hook.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Several nuts short of a full pouch.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Skylight leaks a little.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Slinky's kinked.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Surfing in Nebraska.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Too much yardage between the goal posts.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A room temperature IQ.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid A prime candidate for natural deselection.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Bright as Alaska in December.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid So dense, light bends around him.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid Was left on the Tilt-a-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

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