Presentation on theme: "Learn the Names of EVERY state in the Union"— Presentation transcript:
1 Learn the Names of EVERY state in the Union MIMALLearn the Names of EVERY state in the Union
2 Chef MIMAL You see him every time you look at the map…. Under his chef’s hat he hides a mini-soda – MinnesotaEye is in eye-o-wa - IowaFat, stomach feels Miss-ouri (misery!)Sits on his “can” – Ar-Kan-sasHis feet feel “lousy-anna” – Louisiana
7 Chef MIMAL – More tricks Holds a “tin tray” = TennesseeOn the tray is his favorite food, Kentucky Friend Chicken = KentuckyHe’s gassy – burps and makes an ill-noise = Illinois, right “in Dianna’s” face – IndianaWhere are the cheese heads? – WisconsinHe is wearing an oven mitt – MichiganHides another soda behind his back because he “can” - Kansas
9 Chef MIMAL – More Tricks He likes Muscle Cars, so he puts MAG wheels on his ride for a trip to Florida = Mississippi, Alabama, GeorgiaWhere is the most beef cattle raised? Texas!What does the chef use to butcher the beef? A meat cleaver = OklahomaIf you stand in the corner U CAN see 4 states = Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New MexicoState looks like a guitine blade that seperates you from your money = Nevada (v shaped)
11 Chef MIMAL –More Tricks Where are happy COWs from? = California, Oregon, WashingtonWhere are potatoes grown? (Looks like a potato masher) = IdahoDo you see the man in Montana?In the South we have 5 Southern Belles – all named after women: North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia, Maryland
13 Chef MIMAL – More Tricks The “Middle Colonies” are made of up like a baseball team:New York Yankees = New YorkWho have pin stripped uniforms – PennsylvaniaJerseys = New Jersey& they wear underwear! = Deleware
14 Chef MIMAL – More Tricks Upper ColoniesLeprechauns are Irish Catholics and go to Mass – MassachusettsBut the Church had to call an exterminator to take care of a rodent problem in the basement (Rhode Island) that was filled with New Hampsters (New Hampshire) and vermin (Vermont).This state thnks that they are so great… the MAINE reason for everything in the U.S.