1. A12-POV. 1 인칭 나의 과거 Hello, I’m Jim Carrey. And I want to tell you a story about something that happened to me some time in the past. See, at that time I was rich. And I lived in an expensive house. And I had a very big yard. But I never mowed the lawn. And I refused to hire someone to mow the lawn. So the grass grew very tall. The grass was taller than 15 feet. So it was very tall. But I still refused to mow the lawn.

2. Well, at that time I had a dog and my dog’s name was Pablo. And I really loved Pablo. He was my best friend. And Pablo lived in the house with me. He even had his own bed and he slept in the bed. Well, although Pablo lived in the house with me, he still loved to go outside. So one day Pablo went outside and he ran in the yard. He ran for two hours. And after two hours he was finished running and he was tired.

3. So he wanted to go into the house and lay down in his bed. But there was a problem. Pablo was unable to find the house. He was unable to find the house because the grass was too tall. So he was unable to see the house. Well, Pablo barked and he barked and he barked. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. He barked and he barked even more. He barked because he wanted me to find him and then bring him into the house.

4. Well, I heard Pablo barking so I went out into the yard and I looked for him. And I looked for a long time. But I was unable to find Pablo. I was unable to find him because the grass was too tall. So I knew that if the grass was not so tall, if it was shorter, if I mowed the lawn, I would be able to find him. But I still refused to mow the lawn. I did not want to do it. And I refused to hire someone to mow the lawn. But I knew that Pablo would be hungry each night. So every day I threw food into the yard for him.

5. Every night I threw seven hamburgers into the yard for him because he loved hamburgers. Well, guess who lived next door to me ? Brad Pitt! Yeah, Brad Pitt lived next door to me. But Brad Pitt and I did not get along with each other. We didn’t get along with each other because Pablo barked all night long. And Brad Pitt didn’t like that. Brad Pitt was unable to sleep at night. He was unable to sleep at night because Pablo barked all night long.

6. Well, Brad Pitt wanted me to mow the lawn. He wanted me to mow the lawn because he knew that if I mowed the lawn then Pablo would come into the house and he would not bark at night any more. But I told him that I did not want to cut the lawn. I would not mow the lawn. I would not cut the grass. So Brad Pitt had an idea. He decided to try to bribe me into mowing the lawn. So he told me that he would pay me $2,678 if I would cut the lawn. But you know what? I refused to mow the lawn. I told him I would not mow the lawn. So Brad Pitt was unable to bribe me into mowing the lawn.

7. Well, that year during the month of July, the weather was very hot. And it had not rained for ten months, a long time. So the grass in my yard was dry as a bone. Well, one day that July a man drove past my house in his car. And the man was smoking a cigarette. And the man did not want the cigarette anymore so he threw the cigarette out of the car. And the cigarette went into my yard. And it was still lit. So guess what happened? The grass in my yard went up in flames, yeah. It went up in flames.

8. And in just five minutes, all of the grass had burned. So there was no grass in my yard. And guess what else burned? My house! My house also burned. But I did not get angry or upset after my house burned, not at all. I was happy. You know why I was happy? I was happy because I saw Pablo and he ran to me and he jumped in my arms and he licked my face. So I knew that Pablo was safe.

9. He had not been hurt in the fire. And that ’s why I was so happy, because Pablo had not been hurt in the fire. Well, two months later, I bought a new house for Pablo and I to live in. And every Sunday, Pablo and I mowed the lawn together.

10. 1 인칭 나의 현재 Hello ! my name is Jim Carrey. And I’m rich and have a lot of money. And I live in an expensive house. And I have a very big yard. But I never mow the lawn. I never cut the grass. And I refuse to hire someone to mow the lawn. So the grass in my yard grows very tall. It is more than 15 feet tall. It’s very tall. But I still refuse to mow the lawn.

11. Well, I have a dog and my dog’s name is Pablo. And I love Pablo, I love him. Pablo is my best friend. And Pablo lives in the house with me. He even has his own bed in the house. But Pablo also likes to go outside. So one day Pablo goes outside. He goes into the yard and he runs all around the yard. He runs for two hours. And after he finishes running he is very tired.

12. So he wants to go into the house and lay in his bed. But there is a problem. Pablo is unable to find the house. He is unable to find the house because the grass is too tall. So he is unable to see the house. So Pablo barks and he barks and he barks. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. He barks. He barks because he wants me to find him and bring him into the house.

13. So I hear Pablo barking and I go into the yard and look for Pablo. But I’m unable to find Pablo. I’m unable to find Pablo because the grass is too tall. So I’m unable to see Pablo. But I still refuse to mow the lawn. But I know that Pablo needs food each day. So every day I throw food into the yard for Pablo. I throw him seven hamburgers each day.

14. Well, Brad Pitt lives next door to me. But I have some more information for you. Brad Pitt and I do not get along. No, we don’t. You see we do not get along because my dog, Pablo, barks all night long. So Brad Pitt is unable to sleep at night. He is unable to sleep at night because Pablo barks all night long.

15. Well, Brad Pitt wants me to mow the lawn. So he asks me to mow the lawn but I refuse to mow the lawn. So Brad Pitt has another idea. He decides to try to bribe me to mow the lawn. So he tells me that he can pay me $2,678 if I mow the lawn. But I refuse. I refuse to mow the lawn. So Brad Pitt is unable to bribe me into mowing the lawn.

16. Well, that year the weather in the month of July is very hot. It’s very hot. And it does not rain for ten months. So the grass in my yard is dry as a bone. So one day during that month a man drives his car past my house. And the man is smoking a cigarette. And the man does not want the cigarette anymore so he throws the cigarette out of the car. And the cigarette goes into my yard. And the cigarette is still lit. So the grass in my yard goes up in flames, yeah!

17. In just five minutes, all of the grass burns so there’s no grass anymore. And guess what else burns? My house! My house also burns. But I’m not upset or angry, no. I’m happy. And the reason why I’m happy is because I can see Pablo. And Pablo runs to me and jumps in my arms and he licks my face. So I’m happy because I know that Pablo is safe.

18. Well, two months later, I purchase a new house. And I and Pablo live in that house. And every Sunday we mow the lawn together.

19. 1 인칭 나의 미래 Hello! my name is Jim Carrey. Seven years from now, I’m going to be rich. Yeah, I’m going to be very, very rich. And I’m going to own a very expensive house. So I’m going to live in the expensive house, too. And also I’ll have a very big yard. But I’ll never mow the lawn. And I’m going to refuse to hire someone to mow the lawn. So the grass is going to grow very tall. The grass will be more than 15 feet tall, very tall. But I still will refuse to mow the lawn.

20. Well, I’m going to have a dog and the dog will be named Pablo. And I’m going to love my dog. Pablo will be my best friend. And Pablo will live in the house with me. And he will have his own bed in the house. And he’s going to sleep in his bed. But Pablo will also love to go outside. So one day Pablo ’s going to go out to the yard. And he’s going to run in the yard for a long time. For two hours he will run in the yard. And he’s going to finish running and, of course, he’s going to be tired.

21. So Pablo will want to go in the house and he’s going to want to lay in his bed. But Pablo will be unable to find the house, yeah. He’s going to be unable to find the house because the grass is going to be too tall. So Pablo will be unable to see the house. Well, Pablo is going to bark, he’s going to bark more, and he’s going to bark even more than that. He’s going to bark because he’s going to want me to find him and bring him into the house.

22. So I’m going to hear Pablo bark. So I’ll go into the yard and look for Pablo. I’ll look for him for a long time. But I’m going to be unable to find him. I will be unable to find Pablo because the grass is going to be too tall. So you would think that I’m going to want to mow the lawn, right ? No! I still will refuse to mow the lawn. But I’m going to know that Pablo will be hungry every day. So every day I’m going to throw food into the yard for Pablo. I’m going to throw seven hamburgers into the yard for Pablo every day.

23. Well, Brad Pitt is going to live next door to me. And Brad Pitt and I will not get along with each other, no. We will not get along with each other. We will not get along with each other because my dog, Pablo, is going to bark all night long every night. So Brad Pitt will be unable to sleep at night. He will be unable to sleep at night because Pablo is going to bark all night long every night.

24. Well, Brad Pitt is going to want me to mow the lawn. So he’s going to ask me to mow the lawn. But I’ll refuse to mow the lawn. So Brad Pitt ’s going to have another idea. Brad Pitt will try to bribe me into mowing the lawn. So Brad Pitt will tell me that he will pay me $2,678 if I will mow the lawn. But I’ll still refuse to mow the lawn. And I will refuse to hire someone to mow the lawn. So Brad Pitt will be unable to bribe me into mowing the lawn.

25. Well, the month of July will be very hot. It’s going to be very hot, the weather’s going to be very hot. And it will not have rained for ten months. So the grass in my yard is going to be dry as a bone. Well, one day that month of July, a man is going to drive his car past my house. And he’s going to be smoking a cigarette. But he’s not going to want the cigarette anymore. He’s going to be finished with the cigarette. So he’s going to throw the cigarette out of the car.

26. And it’s going to go into my yard. And the cigarette ’s still going to be lit. So guess what ’s going to happen? The grass in my yard is going to go up in flames, yeah. In just five minutes all of the grass will burn. So there will be no grass in my yard, none. And guess what else is going to burn? My house ! My house is going to burn also. And after my house will burn, I’m not going to be upset. I’m not going to be angry.

27. I’m going to be happy. I’ll be happy because I will see Pablo and Pablo will run to me and lick me on the cheek. So I will know that Pablo is safe. Well, two months later, I’m going to buy a new house for I and Pablo to live in. And every Sunday, I and Pablo are going to mow the lawn together.