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Halloween Jokes

2. What is a mummy's favourite type of music?
Rap music.

3. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument?
The trombone.

4. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!

5. What does a bird say at Halloween?
"Twick or tweet."

6. What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!

7. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
Lazy bones!

8. What is the problem with two twin witches?
You never know which witch is which!

9. What pants do ghosts wear?
BOO jeans.

10. What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sand witch.

11. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
His transparents.

12. What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A wide scream TV.

13. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!

14. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.

15. "Watch the board and I'll go through it again."
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
"Watch the board and I'll go through it again."

16. Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.

17. Why was the little ghost crying?
Because he wanted his mummy.

18. What did the jack-o'-lantern say to the other jack-o'-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
"Let's get glowing."

19. Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

20. What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth cleaned?
The dentist.

21. Why can't you tell a skeleton a secret?
Because it goes in one ear and out the other.

22. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Sherlock Bones!

23. "Do you believe in people?!"
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Do you believe in people?!"

24. Where do ghosts get their mail?
At the ghost office.

25. BOO-ks
What do you read on Halloween?

26. What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A Hallo-weenie!